Hey, yeah, I'm back too. You don't care, I don't care, let's just keep it movin'. I have just witnessed the most obvious case of point shaving in my entire life. A man completely mailing it in and quitting right in front of me. There's no possible way such little effort could come from someone … Continue reading THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ FIX IS IN!
Hey Friends. It’s been too long, and that’s mostly my fault, but I’m perverse enough in my thinking to rationalize how I can blame you for this too. Don’t side-eye me and think that this is all on me. It’s your fault too. Let’s not look too in depth at that though and let’s definitely … Continue reading I’m Back, and I Think I Outdid Myself
"A day after Judge Glenn Devlin of Houston lost his reelection bid, he released nearly all of the juvenile defendants who appeared before him, as long as they answered no when he asked if they planned to kill anyone." Original Yahoo Article Wow. Talk about losing and taking your ball home. Absolutely a savage move … Continue reading Houston Judge Loses; Gives Ultimate F-You to Community on Way Out
Now that's a wordy title. It really does fit the situation, however, as I nearly ruined my entire family life by becoming obsessed with RDR2. It's so damn good, and I'm so damn clueless, which is a horrifying combination. Let me take you back... I am the ideal person that they design most video games … Continue reading Red Dead Redemption 2 Is So Good It Almost Cost Me My Families Love
Listen. I don't like doing this. I don't like giving away something for nothing. If it was up to me, I'd try to flip everything in my life for some cash. There's nothing wrong with chasing a little money to better solidify what you have. I have though reached a breaking point, and I have … Continue reading NO FREE ADS; But Here’s One Anyway
I was going to write a really detailed sappy blog yesterday about how Mondays are the worst and how the weather was making me miserable. I'm glad I didn't. Not because it didn't have validity, but because it's the same tired bullshit everyone posts on a Monday. I took a deep breath today and realized … Continue reading Being the Middleman
That's what I thought. #bendtheknee -Lando.
First and foremost, apologies for not posting. I've been lazy. I wish I had a better excuse, but I'm just lazy. Yesterday I hit about 600 steps out of my 10,000 on my Fitbit. That's some supreme laziness. Anyway, back to scheduled programming... I've been known to speak in hyperbole. Often, I take a simple … Continue reading The World is Facing a Crisis
I'm an asshole. I'm well aware of this fact, and honestly, I'm kind of content with it. I don't expect to change, and I'm fully aware of the repercussions of being this way. I know that this isn't going to always make things easy, but it does make me self-aware enough to recognize that this … Continue reading Hot Take: The Text Break Up Is Totally OK.
Chewing loudly. People being late. People who talk about being vegan. People who stand still on the left side of the escalator (Hello NYC.) Those who don't say 'Thank you' when you hold open a door for them. All of these people are fucking awful. I will though, enter my pick for the absolute worst … Continue reading I Have Found My New Pet Peeve